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New York crowds flooded the streets precisely at noon Saturday when corporate media unanimously declared Son Of Steel Joe Biden supreme commander of, well,  everything… (1. see media definition of “everything” below )

Celebration leaders wearing crisp new “Made In Wuhan”  Biden /Harris T-shirts –the first openly worn this year by anyone but the homeless and the obviously insane — conducted a  cacophony of honking cars and vuvuzela horns to the familiar beat of meth apes pounding plastic buckets. Local news crews for hours had been setting up at intersections to record the contrived ecstasy.

For the most part,  even my Dem neighbors, who hadn’t displayed anything political on window or bumper for the first time in election history, stood and gawped, indulged in polite clapping — but most kept shuffling on. Protests turning to looting and burning, then gunplay,  are not distant memories for anyone and most storefronts remain covered in anti-riot plywood.

Even when this town actually gets excited by an improbable sports victory, or say,  a viral video featuring Mayor De Blasio slipping in dog shit;  organic demonstrations fueled by intoxicants always build and grow until the familiar sounds of projectile vomiting, gang rapes, and gunplay end the festivities the following morning. In this case, the outpourings of joy ended a little over an hour later, followed by an eerie,  contemplative stillness.

Of course,  on cue,  unkempt battalions of the aggressively unhappy descended on Times Square to celebrate the victory of Big Tech /Wall Street/ Big Media over the racist Nazis of Trumpdom, but these ill-informed hordes have become part of the scenery, harmful mostly to themselves and unaware they’re completely ignored.

Long and short, the entire production felt as spontaneous as a pep rally for a  Whopper + Nuggets Deal Days ad campaign choreographed by Adam Schiff and Jerry Nadler on the 25th take.

And yet, whether the news people or  street volunteers  understood it or not, a subliminal but  not subtle  news crawl underlined the entire exercise in  bold

Seventy million voted for Trump, Republicans gained as many as a dozen House seats, the Senate will likely be run by Mitch McConnell. If Joe Biden actually owns up to his pledge to perform as an All American leader, he has to encourage the process to play out. He has to direct his operatives to open the books in the four old school Democrat machine run cities and prove that they followed their own rules, did not alter ballots, checked postmarks, and let the dead remain dead.

If Biden  fights this  –and odds are he is dumb and angry enough not to resist the impulse to entirely ignore it  — he will only expose himself further as the  mediocrity he has always been

If nothing else the election has the potential to demonstrate the real meaning of our Republican form of Democracy. Fighting for the freedom of individual expression, working to build a consensus among an enormously diverse population and getting people inspired enough to vote is a slow, clumsy, extremely difficult and desperately expensive experiment that has been dearly paid for, time and time. And it is that way  BY DESIGN

Our Founders aka The Children of the Enlightenment fully versed in ten thousand years of slavery and tyrannical rule world history knew the only safeguard against powerful minority rule and moneyed interests was to make the process extremely difficult and always open to question. Read the 85 articles and essays Federalist Papers written by Hamilton, Jay, and Madison or at least consider how they were summed up  by  Winston Churchill in eleven words,  “Democracy is the worse form of government, except for all others.”

  1. Media Definition of Everything: Getting fat daughter with face tattoos and Gender Studies degree from Yale a 100 K + job with medical /dental in a Swamp  Regulatory Agency. Having a spouse on board of a high society non-profit that throws exorbitant cocktail parties to meet and greet the elite. Graduate to high paying PR sinecure in DC when the NY Times/CNN/Axios goes tits up.
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