Proud Native American
Ancestry DNA and E-Harmony.Com state unequivocally I am 80% Apache with traces of Sioux Harming me or simply hurting my feelings is considered GENOCIDE (Lite) in most jurisdictions and is a HATE CRIME punishable by fines and imprisonment or both . BE ADVISED the tribal lawyer is angry, ugly and shrill. She wears warpaint, buffalo hides and looks like Ruth Bader Ginsberg in the morning. After a bender. Your move.
Native American Anti-Defamation League NAADL.org
Help ! I Have Asperger’s Syndrome
The Psychiatric Staff At Mt. Sinai Hospital NYC have determined the bearer of this card has Asperger’s Syndrome BIG TIME and is incapable of controlling or understanding anything that comes out of his face. BE ADVISED physically harming or verbally abusing this individual is a HATE CRIME punishable by fines, imprisonment and mandatory participation in no less than 10 (Ten) 5k Asperger Awareness Fun Runs.
Mt. Sinai Psychiatric -We Make Autism Fun
Protected By The Police - SAVED A RESCUE DOG ! .
The bearer of this card was hit in the head rescuing Buddy The Police Dog and has the mental capacity of Ralph in the Simpsons or Patrick Star In SpongeBob Square Pants The cops consider him a hero . Shoving , hitting or threatening him is Bullying and a Hate Crime and the police will “question” you so thoroughly you could easily end up like the guy who delivers pizzas in a wool cap in summer. Not Shitting !
Police Benevolent Assn. Animal Rescue League
HELP --I Am A Ree-Tard
Please call Bide-A-Wee Mental Home (1- 800 – Nut-Haus ) and they will pick me up for free. If the bearer of this card is in an agitated state try suggesting with pantomime gestures that he play with himself or his own excrement until we arrive. Also , he likes the Mr. Rodgers “It’s A Beautiful Day In The Neighborhood,” song so kindly try singing a few choruses . Also ignore his pleas for “My Blanky” . The county deemed it hazardous to community health and took it away.
Mt. Sinai Psychiatric -Bide -A-Wee Residential Wing