The Butt Dial

"Because The Only Thing Funnier Than Fart Jokes Are Duck Fart Jokes" Friedrich Nietzsche

Official Organ Of NO GIRLS ALLOWED WRITERS CLUB Est'd 1418 AD

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Make $$$ Just Laughing At The "Wrong"Time

WARNING : Check Local Ordinances Before Learning To Laugh. Inappropriate Public Laughing And High Pitched Giggling  Intelligently Timed  Can  Snag You A Valuable Insanity Disability. Food , Housing , Transportation,  Drugs—even Social Security !—are yours with minimum paper work and no standing in line .  If Your Case Worker Does Not Know Where And When You Should Laugh To Get Your Benefits , Aggressive Laughter At City Council Meetings Often Will Do The Trick Be Aware That Pending Legislation May Ban Assault Weapon Permits To People Who Can’t Stop Laughing ( But That Possibility Seems Remote)  

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